fad'a mishi halin da ake jiki, nan ya bashi shawarar yanda zaiyi, suna gama waya ya cire mata kaya ya d'ago ta cakkkk ya kaita bathroom ya gasa mata jiki da ruwan d'umi tare da yi mata wankan tsarki ya fito da ita ya yaye bedshit d'in ya shimfid'a wani, ya nemar mata kaya tare da taimaka mata da saka ya fita ya bar d'akin da beshit a hannun shi ya jefa a mota yayi ma motar key.
D'akin shi ya nufa ya fad'a timmmmm a kan bed he was so excited, n'imar jikin Nana mai rikitarwa ne da zauta mutum, me yasa a k'addarar shi bata zamo matar shi halaliyar shi ba, ta fito a matsayin k'anwar shi kuma k'anwar matar shi yake aikata haramun da ita..........? Why all this suffering da yake fama da shi na matsalar rashin feelings Nana ce kad'ai maganin shi, itace kad'ai shukar da zai d'inga ban ruwa acikin ta........., ita ce key na satisfaction d'in shi? Me yasa sai JIKIN TA YAKE SO! bayan ga mata da waya birjikkkkkk kamar gwanjo a Jos?
Kafin gari ya gama haske zazzab'i mai tsananin zafin gaske ya rufe ta har tana rawar sanyi har ya shigo ya tarar da ita a hakan.
Gadon ya haye ya tab'a jikin ta yaji zafi rad'au, Ya Salam, ya furta cikin wani yanayi marar dad'i dan tunawa yayi da shine matsalar lalurar ta. Tausayi ta d'an bashi ya sumbaci forehead d'in ta yace" i'm sorry duk ni na jawo miki", k'ok'arin bud'e pant d'in ta yayi ta rik'e hannun da sauri tana matse hawaye, har ga Allah tana jin tsoron shi tana tsoron kar ya kuma mata abun mai shegen zafiiiii, kamar kuwa ya sani yace" No gani zanyi naga yanda wajen yake ko ya daina pepper,,
Zare hannun ta tayi cikin jin haushin shi babu yanda ta iya tana ji tana gani haka ya zame white pant d'in ta ya lek'a yaga gurin yayi jaaaaa sosai, gashi kuma yaji mata rauni sosai ta yanda sai anyi mata d'inki..........,, tausayi ta sake bashi ya san dole a rina shi kan shi girman abunshi ya san yafi k'arfin shigar Nana a wannan lokacin dan ko da Aina ce ya shigeta sai taji jiki sosai.
"Fuuuuuuu fuuuuuu ya hau hura mata iska, ture shi tayi ta cuno baki" bana so Uncle ka daina kalle min abuna".
Yanda tayi maganar ya bashi dariya ya d'ago da kanshi yana kallon ta cikin shu'umin murmushi, wani dare ne jamage bai gani ba? Ba ma kallo kad'ai ba babyna har ciki fa na shiga".
Kuka ta sakar mishi yace" ke yi shiru wasa fa nake miki ba duka ya shiga ba, bai ma shiga ya kai rabi ba".
First Aid box ya d'auko a room d'in shi ya kawo ya dressing mata wajen ya balle magani tare da mik'o mata bottle water ya d'ora saman lips d'inta ta, a hankali ta bud'e bakin ta ya tura mata ruwan kuttttttt ta had'iye tana bud'e baki ya watsa mata maganin a tare ya had'a da ruwan da kyar ta iya had'iyewa fuska taffffff hawaye tana matsar kwalla.
Aina ce ta shigo d'akin da sallamar ta tun d'azu bata ga gilmewan Nana ba ita da cewa tayi zasu dinga girki tare shima Dattin dai bata ji motsin shi ba shine ta hauro dubo su, farko d'akin Datti ta fara dubawa idan yana bacci ta tashe shi lokaci na ta tafiya gashi yau ma akwai Aiki bai tashi ba balle ya shirya ya tafi, bata ganshi ba shine ta taho d'akin Nana ta tarar da shi yana rufe first aid box d'in.
"Dear d'ina kana nan mak'ale da y'ar k'anwar ka yau yayan takan ya tashi ne ko saukowa baka ki ba?
Murmushi yayi mata a ranshi yace" sakarya yanan taka ko angon taka?", da aiki banda wanda jiya nayi wannan kam ai sai na makara? a fili kuwa yace" baby bata da lafiya tun jiya bamu runtsa ba yanzu na gama mata treatment kin ga ai banci na saukowa da wuri ba". "Allah sannu dear d'ina Allah ya bar min kai ya kawo k'arshen wannan lalura taka, muyi zaman jin dad'i da kai, ina alfahari da kai....., ina alfahari da yanda kake son k'anwata kake tararirayar ta fiye da Mardiya k'anwar ka".
Ya d'ora yatsa a saman lips d'in shi" Shittttttttt" babu godiya a tsakanin mu, baby kanwa tace kamar yanda take kanwar ki bayyan haka kuma k'addara ta ce".
Bata fahimci inda maganar shi ya dosa ba dai- dai ya mik'e zai fita ta rungumo shi ta bashi peg a kuncin shi" muahhhh".
Hannun ta ya rik'o suka bar d'akin Nana ta bi ba bayan su da kallon taji hawaye na neman zubo mata, runtse ido tayi cike da tausayin b'aragurbin rayuwar da take ciki tare da tausayin yayar ta".
Tana zaune da shi bilhakki duk da ta san kalar lalurar shi bata guje shi ba bayan ita ce ke cutuwa, lafiyayyiya a had'a ta zaman aure da namiji marar feelings ta kame mishi kanta amma shi ya kasa kame mata kanshi..........., me yasa ba zai so jikin Aunty Aina ba sai *JIKINA YAKE SO!*
Gashi ya fara disvirgin d'ina har sperm d'in shi ya juye min, idan nayi magana ma parents d'in mu babu mai saurara na, gashi bani da wani k'arfi da zan kare kaina daga sharin shi".
Tambaya ta jefo ma kanta wanda babu amsa " wai shin me a jikin nawa wanda yafi na zukakkun mata tamfatsa tamfatsa masu ji da kayan alatu wanda ake k'ira mata su amsa kai tsaye da nice kad'ai yake bi? "Wani ingantaccen sirri ne na boyye wanda bai bayyana ba tattare a jikin?
Ohhhhhh Rabbi!!!! Allah ka isar min ka saka min da irin zaluncin da ake min ka bayyana ma iyayyen mu gaskiyar lamarin su gane cewa *JIKINA YAKE SO!*
B'angaren Datti da Aina D'akin shi suka nufa a tare ya maida first aid box d'in ma'danar ta, bathroom suka nufa ta had'a mishi ruwan wanka ta fito ta barshi kafin ya gama ta jero breakfast a dinning tana zaman jiran shi cikin kwalliyar atamfa tayi style na d'aurin d'ankwalin bai gama rufe kanta ba har ana ganin zanen kitson ta mai d'an karen kyau".
Few minutes sai gashi ya d'auko cikin coat black da wando y'ar cikin kuma fari ya saka........, kallon ta yayi sai yaga tayi mishi kyau kamannin ta sakkkkk na Nana,,
Cikin taushin murya yace" wife kin min kyau sosai kamar wata new bride", cike da zolaya yayi maganar. " Au ba amaryar bace ni?
"Gashi kin fad'a da kanki? Ai yanzu kinfi k'arfin amarya kin koma uwargida".
" Uhmmm dear kenan" ina nan a matsayin amaryata har sai sanda ka b'are ni a leda", tayi saurin rufe fuskarta maganar ta bata kunya sosai tayi mata zuwan bazata.
Murmushi yayi daga nan bai k'ara cewa komai ba. Tea ta had'a mishi da soyayyiyar kyau da chips ta ture plate da k'ofin shayin gaban shi, d'aukowa yayi yana duba agogon bango da ke hannun shi yaga har takwas da rabi ta gota, a hankali yake kurb'a yana tura kwai da dankalin a bakin shi yana taunawa a hankali, bai wani sha sosai ba ya mik'e yace i have to go time is going, ta haye sama da sauri ta d'auko brief case d'in shi ta dawo har mota ta rako shi tana d'aga mishi hannu har ya bace kafin ya tafi sai da yace ta tabbatar Nana taci abinci sosai karta barta da yunwa and bai yarda ta tashi daga gadon ba kuma ko da parlour ne zata.
Ba tare da ta kawo komai a ranta ba ta aiwatar da abunda yace.
A Office bini-bini yake k'iran layin Aina yake tambayar ta lafiyan Nana wani sa'in yace ta kai mata wayan dan dole take k'arb'a su gaisa.
Yau through out basu samu daman had'uwa da friend d'in shi Usman ba cuz dukan su they were not their selves cuz aiki tukuru suka kama babu wani isheshshen lokaci balle su gana.
B'angaren Fu'ad tunda abunnan ya faru tsakanin shi da Nana bai kuma waiwayar gidan ba he hate seeing her, tunowa da yayi da sakon da umman shi ta bashi ya saka shi saurin mik'ewa ya fice da sauri da key na mota a hannun shi har ga Allah ya manta sai yanzu kuma umman bata tambaye shi a tunanin ta ko ya isar ne".
Tuk'i a hankali yake yana lumshe fararen idanuwan shi tasssss da su manya masu kyau bold eyes yake da shi kuma ya k'ara ma fuskar shi kyau sosai ya fito da tsantsar son shi.
Wayan brother d'in shi yake ta k'ira ba'a d'agawa time d'in they were busy operating on patients, tsaki yayi yana waina steering motar" tsiyata da wayan bro kenan sai ayi ta k'ira ba zai d'auka da ma ya d'aga da na huta da tafiyan gidan shi balle naje naga aljanar nan", wa Nana yake fad'i kenan.
Cike da takaici ya sake k'ira har wayar ta gama ruri ta katse ba'a d'aga ba, at this time around bai da wani zab'i than ya je gidan ya fad'a wa Aina cuz ita d'in ya gwada number d'in ta not reachable.
Ba dan ya so ba ya nufi gidan Datti daga gate ya danna horn aka bud'e mishi yayi parking a ma'adanar mota ya fito rik'e da key yana karkad'awa ya shige ciki.
A parlour ya tarar da Aina ta billing Banana, Apple, Pineapple, da Water mellon tana taunawa a hankali yayin da hankalin ta gabaki d'aya ta maida kan wani series film tana kallo a TV, bata ji sallamar shi har ya shigo ya zauna.
Ganin bata ma san da zaman shi ba ya d'au remote ya kashe TVn ta jiyo da sauri tana kallon shi ta saki ajiyar heart.
"Hmnnmmm ai sai ka tsorata ni banji shigowan mutum ba sai ji nayi an kashe TV.
" Laaaaa Aunty na ashe matsoraciya ce da na zata jaruma ce".
Dariya tayi sosai ta tura mishi plate d'in a gaban shi ta d'au d'aya tana ci.
" Bisimillah Fu'ad".
Babu musu ya sa hannu shima yana taya ta ci."
"Ya su Umma da Ummi, kai na missing tsohuwa aradu tana dai lafiya ko?
"Lafiya lau wallahi sai ma fitinar da ta k'ara, su umma duk suna gaishe ki".
" Aunty bro ya tafi Aiki ko? I have been calling him not response, tun ranar umma ta aike ni wajen shi wallahi".
"Ayya baya nan da kazo da wuri ma zaka same shi dan bai fita aiki da wuri ba yau Nana ce ke fama da zazzab'i tun jiya".
B'ata rai yayi dan ta tuna mishi da maganar mutuniyar, murmushi tayi ta fahimce shi sarai.
" Dan Allah aunty idan ya dawo ki fad'a mishi cewa maganar service d'in mu akwai wani friend d'in shi da yake aiki da NYSC so tana so ya fara mai magana ne kafin lokacin yazo, gara a fara processing da wuri cuz bana son garin Iyamurai da Igbos".
" Kai ko ai gara kaje wajen da baka san kowa ba babu ruwan ka da sa idon mutane...........,
"No bana son wahallar rayuwa ne, nafi son zama a gida idan da hali".
" Ni fa so nake ka samar mana bayarbiya ko iyamura ka auran mana mu zama mixed family".
" Allah bana son wata kabila idan ba Hausa Fulani ba, kin san mu akwai kawaici."
Hirar su suke yi sai ga Nana ta fito tana d'ingisa k'afa kishirwa ta dame ta ta lek'e fride d'in d'akin ta bata ga komai ba sai tarin drinks shine ta fito ta duba parlour ko zata gani karafffffffff idanuwan su ya sauka a kan ta suka bi bayan ta da kallo Aina kuwa baki bud'e take kallon tana ganin yanda take bank'are k'afa kamar an fasa ta bakin ta har rawa yake tace" Na........na me a k'afar ki..........,
Fad'uwar gaba ne ta riske Fu'ad kar fa hasashen shi ya zama gaskiya, kar dai wani abu ne ya samu Nana? Idan ma hakan ne ina ruwan ka? Me yasa ka damu da ita? Ko dai sonta kake? Noooooo me zanyi da kucaka, tatsitsiyar kwaila, she don't gather fruits, bata da kayan alatu ajikin ta............, zuciyar shi ce ta gargad'e shi da hakan.
Har ta bud'e fridge d'in cakkkkkkk ta tsaya ita bata d'auka ba sannan bata maida mirfin ba..........., raurau tayi da fuska ido cikin ido take kallon y'ar uwar ta............" sai yanzu kike da lokacin tambaya ta? Sai yanzu zaki nuna kin damu dani da kuma lafiya ta? I have told you my problems times without number yet no any solutions from both sides, muryar ta ya soma cracking maganar ta soma breaking cikin dishashshiyar murya tace" kin manta nasha gaya miki *UNCLE DATTI JIKINA YAKE SO?* hmmmmm da.....ma baki tamba ......ye ni ba cuzzzzz na san baza ki tab'a gask.......ata magana ta ba, idan rayuwa ta ta rushe bazan tab'a yafe muku ba kune silar ruguza rayuwa ta........ ta kare maganar yayin da kuka ya kwace mata?"
"Mamakin jin furucin ta yayi kanshi ya d'aure sosai shi da Mardiya sammmmm basu san wainar da ake toyawa ba sai yau.........., idan maganar Nana gaskiya ne to yaya matsayin lalutar Datti yake? Idan kuma k'arya ne waye yayi mata fyad'e?
Aina hankalin ta ya tashi matuka" me yasa Datti yace mata bai yarda Nana ta bar kan gadon ta ba kuma ko da parlour ne bai yarda ta fito ba? Idan bata manta ba jiya yace mata Nana bata da lafiya tun jiya basu runtsa ba, me yake nufi da runtsawar da basu yi ba? Kar dai maganar Nana ta zama gaskiya?
Lissafin ta ne ya jagule kwakwalwar ta ya dusashe tana neman hanyar da zata gano gaskiyar lamarin.........., dole ne ma ta nemo mafita idan gaskiya ne ta wanke y'ar uwar ta cikin zarfin da ake mata............., cikin biyu dole ayi d'aya tsakanin Nana da Datti dole a samo mai laifi.............., tunanin mafita ta kama yi tana beating brain d'in ta da kyar ta iya gano hanya d'aya tallllll wanda zata kamo mai laifi.............., ruwan da Nana bata sha ba kenan tayi d'aki tana matse hawayen azaba.
Fu'ad kam kusan daskarewa yayi shi da yake da wani buri a kan Nana za ayi mishi shigan k'arfi........., jikin shi har kakkarwa yake yi numfashin shi na neman d'aukewa, bai tsaya sallama da Aina ba ya bar gidan da sauri a daddafe ya koma gida.
B'angaren Datti sai wajen k'arfe takwas na dare ya dawo baiga kowa a parlourn ba yayi mamaki sosai dan ya san Aina gwanar zama a parlour ne, d'akin Nana ya faru zuwa tana jin shigowan shi ta rufe ido gammm kamar tana barci, fita yayi daga d'akin dan baya so ya tashe ta,, d'aki ya ajiye brief case d'in ya rage kayan jikin shi kana ya nufi d'akin Aina, a kwance ya same ta ta zuba wa ceiling ido tana kallo. Yatsan k'afar ta ya ja a hankali ta yanda ba zai ji zafi ba ya ga ta d'ago tana kallon shi".
"Na same ku lafiya wife".
" Kai ta d'aga mishi kawai ba tare da ta amsa mishi ba ta maida eyes d'in ta kan ceiling.
"Me kike tunani ne da ya hanani ki tarb'a ta".
" Murmushin takaici tayi" so bake na gano bakin zaren". Dammmmmm gaban shi ya fad'i duk da dai ba wani fahimtar maganar ta yayi ba".
" Muje ki bani abinci naji yunwa nake ji".
"Uhmm", ta fata tana kokarin mikewa.
Fita suka yi daga d'akin yana jujjuya maganar ta a k'asan zuciyan shi" me take nufi da sai ta gano bakin zaren?
Ta zubo mishi nashi shi kad'ai ita tagaji da jira taci nata, da gayya tace" bari na k'ira Nana ta sauko taci abinci", yayi saurin dakatar da ita" No ki barshi kawai zan kai mata taci a can".
"Murmushin mugunta tayi tace" Owk", ta koma ta zauna.
Sai da ya gama cin abincin ya d'ebo a plate ya shige d'akin ta, a kwance ya same ta wannan karon eyes d'in ta a bud'e suke zuwan bazata yayi mata.
Zama yayi a gefen bed d'in ya tallab'o ta " taso kici abinci baby", ta buge hannun shi", ce maka nayi yunwa nake ji?"
" Da dai kin taso baby kin san yau ma zanyi abun zan kara shigan ki kad'an, idan baki ci abinci kin kushi ba yunwa zaki ji bayan an gama".