Chapter 2 - SADAKA YALLA

mu ,bayan sun kasa mana komai. Sun kasa mana taimako da mahalli bare abun da zamu ci muyi rayuwa! Gomma mu koma mu mutu a dagi yafi mu mutu a titi mutuwar wula?
anci. Kawai sai ta fashe da kuka tana cigaba da cewa " Sun kashe wasun mu! Sun mawa wasun mu illah da rauni! Sun kwashe dukiyar mu! Meyayi saura shikenan rayuwar mu! Zamu kai masu shima su amsa idan su Allah ne! Tana faWin haka ta juya tana nufar inda sauran ?
an uwan ta sukayi ...wannan lbrn shike yawo gari gari ?
asa ?
asa ana yamaWiWi ga halin da Nigeria ke ciki. Duk abun da ya faru a idon Abdul Ahaad da shirley wanda ita dai bata jin komai sai Ahaad da ya mi?
e tsaye.


A hankali ya fara takawa tare da kaiwa da komowa a tsakiyar falon "Abdul Whats wrong?". Kamin ta ?
arika maganan ne taga ya nufi inner room Win shi ,wanda cikin sauri tayo bayan sa.....A tsaye ta gansa yana haWa kayan sa ...wanda cike da fargaba da tsoro take tambayar ina zashi? Wanda kai tsaye ya bata amsa da Gida Nigeria! Fiddo ido waje tayi tana kallon shi kamin tasa rigimar bai isa ya tafi shi kaWai ba tare zasu tafi ayi masu aure a can. Bazai tafi ya barta ba". Nidai ganin haka farin ciki yasani saurin fichewa daga wurin ina nufo gida Nigeria kai tsaye don nayi mawa Ammie busharar dawowan sa , don addu'ar ta yau Allah ya amsa.


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Major general naji samarin falon na faWi suna dariya....wanda Abdul Ahaad dake zaune yana ganin komai sabo a gareshi yau kwanan sa biyu kenan da dawowa . Labari ya gama waWe dangi ?
an uwa ,kullum gida mutane ,wannan kuma shike damun sa ,don ya rabu da jin hayaniya irin haka. Wannan yasa shi kullum ka ganshi hankalin sa na akan wayar sa ,don shugaban sojojin arewaci ya umarta yana Son ganin su nan da ?
wana uku . Duka falon abokanan sa ne duk sojoji kuma manya kowa da yaran sa ,kuma babba ne ...dariya Samir ya bushe dashi irin na manyan sojojin nan marasa imani yana Waukar lattr tare da kunna sigari yana kaiwa bakin sa , sai da ya zuga sannan yace" Yanzu Jagaban no more going back kenan? . Dariya Abdul yayi wanda tun da ya dawo sai yanxu yayi dariyar,tuno masa da takensu na soja da Samir yayi....kai kashe karar sigarin nan Kar Ammie ta shigo da ba?
in ta. Rabu da Wan iska ?
ila ance masa a daji muje . Yahya yayi maganan yana dunkula hannu tare da dokan Samir . Suna a haka kuwa sai ga Ammie da gayyar ?
awayen ta sun zo ganin Abdul Ahaad da har ya gaji da gaisuwa. Kowa sai dai ya tafi da cewa " Wannan wula?
antaccen dama da soja ya dace ba da wani abun ba.

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arfe tara da rabi na dare Ammien Ahaad ta shigo Bedroom Win sa ,don sanar masa da kirar iyayen sa yayyun sa ?
anin sa da suke falon Grandma ana jirar isowar shi suyi meeting... Fitowan da kenan daga bathroom da rigar wanka .yana comb Win suman kanshi . Ammie brk da dare! Brkn Son ya ?
wanan gida Nigeria? Tayi maganan tana murmushi tare da nufar waldrop Win sa ...don fiddo masa da kaya. Mirror ya nufa yana fara shafa jikin sa da mayuka masu ?
amshi da turaren sa da ya zama masa Wabi'a ,don shi mutum ne ma'abocin Son ?
amshi...


Ammie ne ta Kai hannu tana fiddo da wani yadi da ta ganta fara ?
al. Cike da rashin fahimtar meye ? Ta fiddo shi waje tana kallon side Win da yake kamin tace " Abdul wannan yadin Fah ? Na meye?. ?
an kallon inda Ammie take yayi kamin cike da nuna ko a jikin sa yace " Ammie likkafani ne na siya ,koda na mutu kun huta sai kumin sittira dashi..................




Abdul Ahaad likkafani=?.?>?#?babban magana tofa!


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A'?A'?'?'

*Masu bu?
atar wannan littafan nawa duka zaku same su complete inshaallh*
Bafullatanan Ruga
?
ar waye
Walijaam
Siyasata
Gidan ?
warata
Dijama
?
ar Aiki
?
warton manya
TaSara
?
ar maula
Habibi daiman
Bintoto da dai sauran su ;.
Ware idanu Ammie tayi tare da saurin cille da yadin ?
asa tana faWin " Abdul Ahaad kana hankalinka kuwa?. Ganin yanda Ammie ta firgita yasa shi sakin dariya yana yi yana ?
arawa harda zama gyefen gadon sa...tsayawa Ammie tayi tana kallon Abdul da yanxu ta fara masa kallon marar hankali. Ammie kin san fa kulli nafsin za'ikatul maut...duk kan wani mai rai watarana zai mutu , tun ban san mutuwa ba nakejin sunan ta a bakin ki ,sai yanxu don na aje farar likkafani shine ki...kai Wannan wani irin shashanci ne? Kana hankalin ka kuwa Abdul ? Kodai a can ?
asar wajen Kafara afaafen nan ne ta zamani. Dariya yayi yana mi?
ewa tare da nufo inda Ammien ke a tsaye. Hannun ta ya ri?
e yana kallon ta cike da so da ?
aunar mahaifiyar tasa ?
asa yayi da muryar sa kaman wanda yake bu?
atar wani Abu daga gareta ogently yace " Ammie ki yarda dani bana shan komai sai sigar..... Ya isa Allah ya shirya mana ku baki Waya". Murmushi yayi don yasan sigarin ma Ammie baso take yi ba. Bare kuma akai ga Waga barasa ko ?
waya ,shi yasa bai taSa yin koyi da abokan sa ba...kun san samun soja baya Waya daga wannan halin sai dai dace! . Ina jirar ka a falo,tayi maganan tana raba hannun ta da nashi . Murmushi yayi yana gyaWa mata kai tare da motsa laSSan sa kaman mai jin nauyin su yace " To Ammie".

A'?A'?'?'

Alh Aminu yero Company ltd. A hankali moton ke fita daga harabar farfajiyar masana'antan... A yau ne idona yaga wata irin moto da ban taSa gani ba , don ashe su corola X duk ba moto bane ,yau naga moto mai kama da cushines ,ashe su sauran sunan su ?
wano ba moto ba...wucewa tayi ta gaban ka sai kajiyo sanyin AC dake fita a moton a hankali...sai dai karatun al?
ur'ani dake tashi a moton zai tabbatar maka da mamallakin moton mai tsananin bautar Allah ne. Kwalta ta hau ta yi ma moton nata giya tana figarta cikin wani irin mahaukacin gudu wanda bata ko iya ganin gaban ta saboda Sacin ran da ke lulluSe a zuciyar ta! Tun da ta daga titin samaru take wannan gudu bata yi birki a ko ina ba sai a GRA wuraren polo club . Kan moton ta tafara saddawa a gaban wani irin ?
ayataccen gida mai matu?
ar ?
yau da tsaruwa , yanayin zubin tsarin da akayi mawa wannan gida kaWai zai tabbatar maka gidan wane yaro sai dai babban attajiri wanda sukayi boko tun bata yawaita ba. Dukiya kam an tara sai dai a samma talaka . Niko nace Allah yasa ana ba talaka a irin wannan gida. Horn ta fara yi wanda cikin sauri mai gadi ya le?
o ganin hajiya Ainy yasa shi saurin washe baki yana dun?
ula hannun sa Waya na gaisuwa....murmushi ta sakar masa don a fahimta na Hajiya Ainy mace ce mai fara'a da son al'umma ga ?
yauta ga talakawa . Wangale katafaren tamfatsetsen gate Win yayi wanda tsadar gate Win kaWai ya gaura million biyar . Hancin moton ta tasa tana shiga gidan a hankali ganin ta yasa sauran ma'iakatan gidan nata saurin Waga mata hannu suna sunkuya ta girma tare da mata barka da dawowa. Yayin da Mamman ya ?
arako cikin sauri yana buWe mata murfin moton ... ?
an sauke farar glashin idon ta tayi tana Wan haWe gira na bata ji daWin abun da yayi ba.... Zuro ?
afafun ta tayi a hankali wanda a ?
asan ?
afan nata naga sar?
a data Waura shi a tsintsiyar ?
afan ta. Haba Malam Mamman ai wannan ka bar shi haka ka huta ,shekara kusan ashirin kana wannan aiki ? Ka bari yara suyi don Allah.


Murmushi Malam mamman yayi na jin daWi ga yabawa ga hajiya Ainy da tayi kamin ya sunkuyar da kan sa ?
asa yana faWin " Aa hajiya ai wannan girman ki ne". Murmusawa kurum tayi don da'alama ita macace wacce bata son yawan hayaniya. Yalwa ce tasa hannu da ?
arakowan ta kenan tana amsan handbag din ta tare da cewa " Barka da dawo wa hajiya. Yauwa Yalwa na brk ki dai. Tayi maganan tana wucewa zuwa nufar apartment Win ta. Kunsan Ma'aikata maza da iya banbaWanci ...?
an lami ne mai ba mawa flower ruwa ya fara wasa baki yana faWin" Da abaka gadin Central bank of nigeria ,gomma a baka gadin gidan Hajiya Ainy. Murmushi Hajiya Ainy tayi tana girguxa kai kurum tare da nufar wata hanya tana ba ma'iakatan wuri. Bin Hajiya Ainy nayi da ido ina mamakin gayu na wannan mata ,wanda babba ce dattijuwa da ashekaru ta haura sittin a duniya ,amma ka rantse ?
ar shekara arba'in ce ,saboda yanayin shigar ta , ta cikakkiyar matan gida ,sai dai gayu da ?
ale ?
ale yanayin skin ba tartarewa na alamun tsufa sam ...yatsunta ta jera zabban zinarai sun walwali . Babban mayafi ne jikin ta sai dai Winkin atampha ce wanda kuWin ta yayi 80k tayi Winkin doguwar riga ,babban macace ?
osashshiya ?
warai ,allah yayi mata wani abu shi wai ?
iba...mara ce ?
al tamkar balarabiya. Nidai a ta?
aice tafi mun kama da larabawa ko ba balarabiya ba kuwa to tana da jiSi dasu ko fulani .

A tsakiyar falon ta ta sauke mayafin tana bin ?
ayataccen falon da kallo , wanda Yalwa nufar fridge tayi cikin sauri kasantuwar tasan wacece Hajiya Ainy ita dai kawai idan zaka mata tarba to ka bata abu mai sanyi wanto cold drink . Wannan yasa ta Wauko mata lemo mai sanyi tana nufo inda ta zauna dashi....?
aramin table ta jawo dake gyefen royls cushines Win tana faWin hajiya bismillh. Hajiya bismillah....jin shurun da tayi ne yasa yalwa saurin Wagowa tana kallon inda Hajiya Ainy take ...gani tayi gaba Waya hankalin ta da tunanin ta kallon ta na akan wani babban elargement dake Wauke da hoton yarinya da ashekaru baxata haura 4 huWu ba a duniya. Wasu irin hawaye ne masu Wumi suka fara bin kuncin hajiya Ainy , wanda kamin Yalwa tayi mata wani magana taga ta mi?
e tsaye cikin sauri kaman bata da wannan ?
iban a tare da ita ,tafa nufar underground don tasan a yanxu Alh Aminu yero yana gida sai dai kuma shirin fita ,don bai da lokacin barin gida sai wannan wuraren yammacin...ba kuma yi da lokacin dawowa sai wuraren biyu na dare 2:00pm .

A hankali cike da lura take sauka daga stairs Win underground Win...wanda ganin ?
ayatuwar ?
asan wannan wuri har ?
ar laptop Wina na kuScewa arxi?
i Waya bata sha ?
asa ba ,da nace typing kuma sai an ?
wana biyu>?t? . Allah dai ya taimaka na ri?
e ta ?
ammm bata kai ?
asa ba. Falon shi ake kira da alnnar duniya a ?
ayatuwa da ?
yau da dukiyar da tayi ihunn wayyooo ...hasken falon kaWai yanda yake haskaka idon ka ya sani faWin gloves Win ma wurin na daban ne ba irin namu ba.


A'?A'?'?'

Shiru shiru yasa ta mi?
ewa tare da nufar bathroom don ganin mijin nata daWewar nasa yayi yawa ,duk da kasancewar tasan bai san da shigowar ta ba. A bakin ?
ofan ta tsaya tana mi?
a yatsanta tare da danna wani wuri daga jikin ?
ofan ,nan take ?
ofan ya ware. ?
afan ta tasa kai tsaye tana mi?
a kan ta cikin toilet Win... A tsaye ta ganshi haihuwar uwan sa ,da dye a hannun sa.... Yana kallon ?
aton mirrow n dake privacyn ...bin duk wata kafa na gashi a jikin sa yake da wannan dye Win ba?
i yana Satar da tsufan sa ko nace furfurar sa don Alh Aminu yero yakai kusan kimanin shekaru 70 saba'in a duniya...attajiri mai fama da giyar kuWi tun ?
uruciya kuma tantiri wanda tantirancin sa ya zarce na da yawa samarin mu a yau! ?
ago idanun sa yayi yana kallon ta ba kunya idon sa a soye kaman ba mai wannan shekarun ba yana faWin Hajiyata brk da dawowa!kasa basa amsa tayi don a yanxu tsoran mijin nata ya fara kamata Wani ?
irjin Hajiya Ainy ne ya buga , a zuciyar..............

_Kuyi manaji da wannan yanxu na dawo daga aiki a gajiye ,idan kin karanta pls kar ku manta kuyi mun share ngd=?O?_


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A'?A'?'?'


*Masu bu?
atar duk ka littafaina zasu na same su complete Inshaallh*
Walijaam? 300
Siyasata? 300
Gidan ?
warata? 200
?
ar Aiki na? 100
Dijama ?
ar Fulani ? 200
My lady boss? 500
?
ar maula ? 300
?
warton manya #500
Bintoto
TaSara? 500
Kawaliya? 300
Zuma da maWaci? 200
?
waryar sama? 300
Gidan zawarawa? 300
Habibi da'iman da dai sauran su;


Cike da zafin namaa kuma cikin sauri Hajiya Ainu ta jah ?
afarta daga toilet Win cikin Sacin rai tana fichewa don ganin Alh Yero a wannan yanayi ba?
aramun Waga ranta yayi ba ,da sosa zuciyar ta ,kullum zuciyar ta na Wauke da famin abubuwa na ba?
in ciki na mijin nata....a yau ganin sa take tamkar ?
warto ta ke kuma jin kaman ba harramin ta ba.

Falo ta fito tana kaiwa da komowa don sam ta gaxa fita daga apartment Win nashi , a yau bata jin zata iya Waga masa ?
afa tayi ha?
uri kaman kullum kaman kuma yanda ta saba. Kusan mintuna talatin ta fara jiyo sanyayyar ?
amshin sa, hannun sa ri?
e da briefcase ta alhazai ?
an kasuwa masu damawa ?
warai. To Hajiya Ainu na wuce". ?
ago da idanun ta tayi tana watsa masa wani irin kallo mai tattare da tuhuma , kamin ta girgiza kai tana haWiye wani WaWWatan yawu da ya shige da ?
yarrr...motsa laSSan ta tayi cike da salSi da sanyin jiki irin nata tace " Allah ya kiyaye hanya Alhaji". A kowani hali a kuma ko wani yanayi ina ro?
on Allah ya kiyayeka daga sharrin shaiWan da faWawa halakar sa...tsayawa yayi yana juyo da hankalinsa sosai a kanta tabbas ya fahimci inda maganan nata ya dosa ,amma sai ya dake tamkar bai gane ba....jin shirun nata yasa shi cewa " Amin Amin Matan! Amma meyakawo wannan maganan da tsakar yammaci haka?. Yayi maganan irin na yagaggun Alhazan bariki . Murmushi Hjy Ainu tayi don komai da zaiyi sai dai ta kallesa a ido kawai ...ba komai Alhaji wai dai addu'a ce , don rayuwar mu a yau ya zama abun da ya zama. Fatana dai a kullum mu ka sance masu gudun duniya mu na rin?
a tunawa da ?
iyama. Don idan mun lalata ?
a?
an wasu ka tuna kaima ka haifa kuma abun da kayi za'ayi mana ka..idan baka haifa ba ,?
an uwan ka sun haifa maka.


Kee da Allah ya isa haka nan..wannan wani irin shashanci n magana ce? ?
ar dana haifa kike mawa fatan tsiya Ainu? . Kallon sa tayi ido cikin ido kamin ta wadeda kanta ?
asa , tana girgiza kai tare da faWin ba haka bane ba , Ai gaskiya ce dama kuma ita tana da Waci....naga bamu da ?
a ko Wa a duniya a yanxu ,kawai dai....ya isa Ainu! Bana Son irin wannan maganganun yana tada mun da hankali da kuma Sata mun rai. Don haka ki daina shi indai ina wurin. Har kin cire rai ga Zia tana raye kenan,dama na daWe da fahimtar kin sa mawa kanki ?
ata ta mutu...to koda zan shekara ?
ari ko hamsin bazan cire wa raina cewar babu Zia a rayuwa ba...tana nan kuma zata dawo gare mu Inshaallh. Yana gama maganan ya juya ran sa Sace don har ya manta da haWuwar sa da ?
an iskan matan da suka saba shigewa Alhazai saboda son Abun duniya. Raka shi tayi da ido ,wanda kawai sai zuciyar ta ya karaya ,tsugunawa tayi ?
asan capet tana fashewa da wani irin kuka lokaci Waya kewar Wiyar nasu ya dawo mata sabo fil tamkar yau ne komai ya faru na ba?
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n ciki a gare su ....

A'?A'?'?'
Inalallahi wai'ina ilaihir rajiun abun da kowa na gidan mai unguwa yake faWi kenan masu kuka nayi masu bamawa Baba Mai unguwa nayi! Baba kawa girman Allah kayi ha?
uri wannan abu baiyi ba...Da tsufan ku ace ka Saki Inna? Dukan ku babu Wan ?
asa da shekaru Saba'in kawai sa suwai ta fashe da kuka wacce take surika wurin mai unguwa. Shi ko mai unguwa babu nadama faWi take Ni na saketa ...ina bu?
atar mata mai jini a jika don haka aure zanyi ,sadaka yalla zan Aura ,gasu Nan a hanyar unguwan gwado sai wanda ka zaSa har da ?
ar sha bakwai...
SADAKA YALLA! Suka maimaita