Tausayin shine yakamasu haka suke girgiza kai ba mai iya tamka wa
Tambayar su julaybib ɗin yayi "what's he saying ?"(me yike cewa?)
Jan numfashi dattijuwan da aka kawo masa da zatana kula da gidan tayi mai suna Baba rabi
Cikin rawar baki tace"oga wai ankore sa ne a gidan haya ,plz ayi masa haƙuri albarkacin budurwan ƴansa gata can tsaye" ta nuno Mairo dake tsaye da ƙullin kaya
Duk da Mairo bata fahimtar komai tana ganin annunota ,ta taho gabansa da sauri ko ina najikinta na saɓal saɓal kamar kazar boloras
A gaban sa ta tsuguna tana sharɓan kuka cikin hausan ta da baya fita tace
"Malam don Allah kayima babana haƙuri kabasa kuɗin sa gida zamu ka haɗiye faɗanka zaimaka amfani wajen wani mutumin don Allah"
Dukkan su dariya tabasu yanda take magana batareda tsoro ba .duk masu hausan ciki ƙunshe dariya suka shiga yi don dukda hausanta ba futa yikeyiba
Sarai sun gane taji haushin faɗanda akewa mahaifinta ne.
Waigowa julaybib yayi yina kallonta ,dukda bai fahimtar hausan nata .
Buɗe baki yayi zai magana amma a take Yamun bakinsa ya ƙafe ganin wasu lafiyayyu , cikakkun lumtsuma luntsuman na shanun ta da suka hargitso waje ta wuyar rigarta.
Tuni idonsa suka kaɗa a take ya
Ɗaga hannunsa yayi mata alamun nuni da tamiƙe.
"Ku wuce ɗakin ka zan nemeka inna dawo" yafaɗa da turanci
Zuru baba ɗan fillo yayi masa da ido ,itadai haka Mairo ta miƙe tana cinciɗa wuyar rigarta sama ta koma baya fakatan fakatan tana jujjuya ɗima ɗiman ɗuwawukanta wanda suka zauna das a ƙugunta mai yalwa.
Saka halshensa yayi yana laso halshensa na ƙasa.
"Seems like he didnt understand Please who can interpret "
(Kamar bai fahimci abinda na faɗa ba wazai fassara masu)
Dukkan ƴan aikin suka haɗa baki wajen gaya masu abinda yace
Aikuwa zullo Mairo ta daka a take suma nonuwanta suka hau tsalle
Cikin murmushi wanda har ya bayyanar da dimple ɗinta takuma saka gwuiwoyinta a ƙasa
"Mun gode malam"
Rolling idanunsa yayi wanda suka cika da jaraba tsabagen lafiyyayen jiki da yagani wajen Mairo hakan yasa ko magana ma yakasa yi
Sai lumshe ido dayikeyi kamar maye
Tsaki budurwan sa taja cikin tsananin kishi kafin tace "sir i've to go...if You Are in active"(Ni zan tafi inkai baka iyawa) kafin ta cigaba da ƙorafi da inyamura ci "wannan wani irin JARABABBEN NAMIJI ne ? Yarinyar me gadin kama so kake yi ,jita ƙazama jiki duk a dafe duk dauni da dauɗa aiko wannan Gara intafi inbrshi don ayanda na lura dashi wataran mahaukaciya ma zai iya bi"
Saita rigar jikinsa yayi yina ƙarewa kowannensu kallo kafin yayi murmushi "No muje kurum"
Ya faɗa yina nufan motar da sauri a baya ya zauna itama ta shiga suka bar compoud ɗin
Cikin lalube ya fara kamo ta ya manna a jikinsa yina luguiguita ta son ransa,dukda ranta a dagule yike amma haka ta kanne ta biye masa ...duk yabi ya birkice gindinsa tayi ƙanga gan a wando yina fizgo numfashi daƙyar sam yina naman fita a hayyacinsa kawai sai cemata yikeyi "fuck me victoria,plz fuck me victory"(ki cini victoria don Allah ki cini victory)
Zaro ido tayi shaye da mamaki "sir in the car?" (Yallaɓai a cikin motan?) "To sai me "
Wani abu ya matsa mai kama da remote kawai sai screen yafito tsiyyyy ya raba tsakanin su da driver ya zama baka hangen driver shima bazai gansu ba
Jinjina kai drivern yayi "huum qudiral lahu la ajabun"(Baa mamaki da ikon allah tabb)
Tuni yayaye ɗan ficilin mini skirt ɗinta sama yasa ƙafa ta gefen ɗuwawunta ya gwalota, sannan a tsakanin gindinta ya saka babban yatsan ƙafarsa ya ture ɗan yanan banzan pant ɗin da tasa fam ɗarinka tsuraraa haka ya gwaleta yina kallon gindin wacce take faccalli da ruwa
Da sauri ya sassauta wandonsa aikuwa fit saiga gindin tayo tsalle waje tana wani irin numfashi tare da ɗiga da ruwa
Rumtse gindin ta tayi atake itama ruwa yashiga bulbulo mata kawai ganin yanda gindinsa ke haniniya da ƙarfi
Murmushi yayi ya shafo ruwan gindin nasa a hannunsa ya saka mata a baki ,halshe tasa taahiga lashewa tana wani irin nishi tare da tanɗe baki tamkar yaro yasama madarar ruwa
Sai da ta sakankance kawai ya hankaɗata ciki🍌 ,a lokaci guda suka saki nishin daɗi
"Ahhhhhshhhhhh" da ƙarfin gaske kafin kafarajin kaf!kaf!!kaf!!! Yina aikin buga mata gotso ."hiyhiyhiy...ahhhhhshhhhhh shhhhshhhh..so..so ..sweeertttttttt...hhhhhhmmm" ta fara sunbatu mai tada tsikar jiki.
Cikin wani wahalallen murya na mai tsananin sha'awa yafara magana faɗa² "driver dakata,yi parking a convenients waje"
Dasauri yaja gefe ya faka ya ɗaura kansa a kan sitiyari jikinsa na rawa kamar mazari ,sukam cigaba da sha'anin su sukeyi
Tun sunayi a hankali har suka fara ihu suna cin juna sam sun manta inda suka haka motan ke girgiza kamar zata kife shikam driver duk dauriyarsa kasa daurewa yayi haka shima ya cafki tasa 🍌😅 ya hau luguiguita da hannunsa yina nishin daɗi
Mutane duk wanda yazo wucewa kallon motar sukeyi tare da jin ihunsu ƙasaƙasa ko ba afaɗa ba ansan me ake yi a cikin motar.
Amma kowa saidai ya ƙyamaci abun aransa ya wuce don kasan inkatsaya wani sharhin ma sai kai akamaka
WAIYAZUBILLAH ,ANNABI (S.A.W) YAYI GASKIYA DAYACE A ƘARSHEN DUNIYA ZINA ZATAYI YAWA AKOMA ANAYI HAR AKAN TITI ... ALLAH KA KAREMU.
Saida suka kwashe kusan rabin awa kafin yaɗan samu yayi released dukda bai ƙoshiba.don fa shi yina cintane yina ganin kamar Mairo yike ƙwaƙula a yanzu kwaɗayinsa kaf ya taallaƙane a kan Mairo ita kurum yike burin yaci .
Tale ƙafa victory tayi vagina lip (fatar gindin ta) yina mata zogi
Birkitowa yayi "kinaji muje office ɗina in ƙara ko sau ɗayane" duk san kuɗin ta marairaice fuska tayi uwa zatayi kuka "yallaɓai sallameni kurum wallahi zogi nakeji bari sai nayi tsarki da ruwan zafi a gida" rage murya yayi "kinaji a heater a toilet ɗina saikiyi plzzz" da ƙarfi tace "Nidai a'ah ai wannan inka farma mace kana haƙarta na sati guda sai tayi basir ɗin gaba in anayi"
Dariya yayi ya saita muryarsa kafin ya ɗaga baki yace "Driver ja muje"
Shiru driver yayi yina mammatse cinya yina shafa gindin sa .
Remote ɗinsa ya danna ya yaye screen ɗin
Saiga gogan ka yina lailaya kan 🍌 nsa idonsa a runtse yina wani zullo yina cinciɗa ɗuwawu sama²
Dariya suka fashe dashi kafin ya ɗaure fuska ya ɗaka masa duka "Oya Ni muje,wato ma kai ɗan iska ne ko,ka kasa kunni kanajin surrikan mu ko? Ni wuce kaje kakaita gida katafi dani office inada baƙi da zan gani"
Murtsuke ido yayi cikin borin kunya ,Atake 🍌 ta sacce laƙwam ya maidata ciki kamar lagwani ya saka mazagin wandon ya ɗaure.
Ahaaa💃💃💃💃💃
......Daga gidan su victory Arab garden ɗin sa yawuce
komai an gama yi guri ya tsaru ƙarshe bene hawa biyar kowanne step da kalan kayan da ake saidawa .
Hawa na ƙololuwan ƙarshe zallan gwala-gwalai ne da agoguna masu tsadar gaske,Hawa na biyu kayan mata ƴan garari ,na uku kayan maza na larabawa da turawa takalma da sauransu
Na huɗu lafayyu,alkyabbu da gyaluluwa ta alfarma zannuwan gado,barguna da sauransu
Sai hawa na ɗaya inda ake shopping na kayan cosmetics ,kayan ƙwalam da sauransu
Daga gaban wajen kuma kayan wasan yarane iri iri masu ban sha'awa daga bayan wajen kuma wajen shaƙatawa ne da aka tsara shi tamkar a Turai Amaren bana inama JULAYB talla kun huta fita honey moon. Daga gefen damane akayi wani irin siririn gini mai tsawon gaske ankewayeshi da glass da mattakala na silver a kekkewaye. tundaga farko har ƙarshe nan ne office ɗin julaybib yike daga can sama
Sai kuma na marketing manager daga ƙasa , ko'ina luf luf da grass carfet sai ƙamshin furanni ke tashi masu ban sha'awa
Wajefa ya tsaru sai shirin saka ranar buɗe wa
tuni matasa sun fara cire zafafan hotuna a wajen suna sakawa a shafinan sada zumunta na yanan Gizo kamar su IG
Don yanzu haka akwai wani yaro daya fara cire hoto a wajen ya soma sakawa a shafukan sa aikuwa ya samu followers ɗururu kowa zancen yanda yaron yasamu shiga wajen akeyi don har anbasa king of IG
hakan ba ƙaramin jawowa wajen sanuwa yayiba a kafatanin Nigeria da ma ƙetare
Don hatta JULAYB saida yakira yaran yayi masa kyautar bajinta yaronko yaroƙesa su ɗauki hoto tare.
Wow Amazing of the year ,yaro yayi suna sanadiyyar hotonsa da wannan giant Balarabe matashin mai tashen Naira kowa addu'a mace tagari yake masa .
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A office sai yamma liƙis sannan suka gama hadahadan lissafi da yanda za'a fara shigowa da kayan a mabanbantan ƙasashe cikin farashi mai sauƙi
Daga nan ya haɗa komatsansa ya wuto gida shaf shi yama manta da ya nemo ƴar taya kwana yau shidai hankalin sa yina nan wajen Mairo
A gida kam Mairo da babanta zafine ya isheta a ɗan ɗakinsu mai kama da akurki lolz
Don haka benci ta fito masu dashi suka aje a compoud ɗin, sannan ta shimfiɗa buhu ta zauna a ƙasa
Shikuma baban tabar masa ya zauna kan bencin suna cin gyaɗa mai gishiri ,da tsohon radion sa a gefe suna sauraran labarai
Shidayike yasan kalan horn ɗin su . zubut ya miƙe zaije ya kware get ɗin.
"Baba menene ?"
"Mai gidan ne tafe ai "ya bata amsa da yarensu
"To Baba baka bari su ƙara so ai basu zo ba tukuna "
Komawa yayi ya zauna "shikenan na bari ƴar albarka"
Bayan driver ya yi horn ne Baba mai gadi ya tashi da niyyar ya buɗe get.
A hanzarce Mairo ta miƙe ta sha gabansa tana kicikici da get ɗin tana dariya "Baba ba Gani ba"
Girgiza kai kurum yayi yakoma ya zauna
A haka ta samu ta kwance padlock ɗin ta fara tura get ɗin da iya ƙarfin ta
Tana turawa ko'ina na jikinta na girgiza ,tundaga cikin motar yike hangota kir yayi mata da ido bako ƙiftawa har ta tura get ɗin taje gefe ta tsaya tana faman tattare wani balabujen siket ɗinta zuwa ƙasan ɗuwawunta kaɗan yanda zata fi jin daɗin turawa tukum in sun shigo
Saida ta kauce kafin drivern ya turo kansa ciki,sai a sannan ya maida ƙwalamarsa ta hanyar tanɗe baki kamar tsohon maye😂
Suna shigowa tabi ta kulle ,saida aka ɗan jima kafin ya fito daga motar ,ita a lokacin ma tuni ta koma muhallin ta ,tana cigaba da taunar gyaɗanta ,tana gyalgyaɗa kai sakamakon waƙar barmani coge da akasa a wani tasha mai taken Akama sana'a mata
A nutsen sa ya ƙaraso inda suke fuska ba annuri kamar ba shiba
"Heey who ask You to open that get?"
Ƙuri tayi masa da ido kafin ta fara mimicking(kwaikwayen)maganar sa , kawai saita fashe da dariya
"Hhh Alhaji ba turanshi hwa" tafaɗa da Muryar dariya
Binta yayi da ido yina mata kallon taɓaɓɓa ,can kuma ya daka mata tsawa "Aina abuki ?Ala sami'ina madha a ƙulu laki?"
(Ina babanki iyeee? Ko bakijin abinda na faɗa makine?"
Taɓe baki tayi kawai ,saita mirza gyaɗa ta watsa a baki ta cigaba da harkan gabanta
Tunzura yayi yashiga ihu
"Wai wannan wani irin iskancine nayi mata magana da English tayi mun dariya seems like she's mimicking and nayi mata da yarena ,No respond ....." Haka yadinga bala'i shi kaɗai don ita yina farawa ta miƙe ta ƙalƙala ɗakinsu da gudu don ita duk zatonta dukanta zaiyi.
A sukwane ƴan gidan suka halarta ciki ko harda baba ɗan fillo dake aikin tafa hannu
Dukda dai su yanzu 'amarin mai gidan da Mairo dariya yike basu shi ba haƙuri itakuma ba ganewa ,hausanma da durga durga akeyi inaga turanci kuma
Haƙuri baba ta soma basa tana shaida masa "this lady that You have seen,Assume like she's no A no ALU so dont mind her"(karka damu da wannan budurwan da ka gani kawai ka ɗauke ta ba A ba ALU"
Yamutse fuska yayi "me kike nufi ? Bata iya turanciba"
Gyaɗa masa kai tayi ,shidai baba sai tafa hannu yikeyi yina rissinawa don bayaso sanadiyyar Mairo ya bar aikinsa
"Hmm what so ever...🤷♂️now i wanna no there problems what do i do?"(to duk ba wannan ba inason insan damuwarsu ya zanyi ?)
"Kabar komai a hannuna zan ƙoƙarin ji daga garesu sai in gaya ma feedback"
Jinjina kai yayi ya wuce .shikam baba mai gadi faɗi yike "Alhaji warkam(welcome)" ko bi takansa baiyiba ya wuce
Aiko ya yazo daidai gurin ɗakinsu yaganta a maƙale jikin labule tana leƙowa
Suna haɗa ido ta aiko masa da saƙon gwalo
Harara ya banka mata ya juyar dakai ,haka kowa ya ƙunshe dariya suka waske.
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Tana ganin yawuce ta fito tana haki kamar wacce tayi tseran gudu ta fara harhaɗa kayansu tana kaiwa ɗakinsu faɗi take "baba zo mu gudu"
"Mairamuu a gidan mutnin nan muke inkikayi sanadiyyar da ya koramu to ina zamu?"
Kafin ta basa amsa suka kuma jin knocking
Dagudu ta ƙalƙala wajen
Bata tsaya tambayan wayeba kawai ta buɗe ƙofar
Tsohuwar budurwan sa da sukayi tsiya ne ya kora tashigo
Sanye take cikin crazy shiga tana tafe tana taunan cingam
Sakin baki da hanci tayi tana kallonta a bayyane tace "An gayu mai shin shingwui"😁(wai ƴan gayu masu cin cingam)
Dariya tabata amma haka ta kirne ta cigaba da tafiya ganin tayi hanyar shiga ciki
Tayi saurin shan gabanta
"Hajiya ina zakine" zare mata ido tayi
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Ƙuri Mairo ta yiwa Zakiyya tana kallon yanda take ƙwarƙwasa tamkar taga namiji a gabanta ,har ta shige kafin tayi gigif ta wuce get ta kukkulle sannan ta wuce ɗakinsu.
Tun da ya hangota ya sha kunu yana mai cigaba da wayarsa
"Umma akwai cigaba sosai a wajen don yanzu hakama nayi sabon aboki a nan he is so diligent ,so i decided in basa marketing manager ,kuma he appreciate with the offer"
Natsuwa yayi yina sauraranta cikin sanɗa tazo mai ta baya ,bayan ta rigada ta kwaɓe kayanta .bai auneba saidai yajita ta haye kan cinyarsa tana wani faɗi da ƙugunta tana ɗan lailaya 🍌 da ɗuwawunta
Tuni idonsa ya kaɗa da ƙarfi yace "oushhhh!"
Daga ɓangaren umma raudhan ne take tambayarsa lafiya .kawai sai ya fara inda inda
"Umma na yanke ne yanzu da nailcutter"
Dariya tayi mai sauti "Saboda kayanke da nailcutter ne kake wannan ihun ,gaskiya kai ragone ,af inako so inmaka taɗin budurwan kafa tana nan tana jiranka harma ..."
Katseta yayi "Ummah to talk later"(Ummah mayi maganar daga baya)
Ya samu yayi amfani da wannan damar ya katse wayar. Yama kashe wayar kwatakwata.
Jiyowa yayi yina kallonta "ke wayace ki kuma zuwa mun gida ? Ba na koreki ba eheee"
Marairaice fuska da murya tayi "eh baby amma dai You know i love and i cant endure missing your dick ahshhh😋😘"
(Eh hakane saidai baby kasan ina sonka sannan bazan iya jure rashin gindinka ba Ahshhh) tafaɗa tana kashe masa ido tareda karkaɗa masa Nononta
Wani yarrrr yaringa ji a jikinsa ko banza ta tayar masa da feeling amma kannewa yayi yakuma tamke fuska
"Oyya ɗagani "
"Sorry my gentle darling😢" tafaɗa kamar zatayi kuka sannan ta kamo kunnen sa tana masa wasu irin dirty talk (kalmar batsa) wanda Nidai ban iya juyosu da na shaida maku
Cafkar Nononta yayi da ƙarfi ya matsa yina murmushi,ɗan ƙara tasaki na wasa
"This is your punishment"(wannan shine horonki)
"Thank You love💋"
Daga nan suka fara ƙwarƙware wa junansu ,cikin lallami ta zare maƙalal'en wandon da yasa wanda bai rufe komai ba
Da ƙafa ta jawo Centre table ta hau kai ta buga goho inda ɗiwawunta yabada shaf ɗin love🤍 ta saita shi inda zai ringa gani sosai ,kafin ta sunkuya ta soma sucking 🍌 tuntanayi da hankali zatayi ba zatayiba har ta soma yi da sauri tana ɗan tsotso saman fatan
Tana girgiza kai nonuwanta suna tsalle.
Nishin daɗi ya fara yi yina ganin kayan daɗi suna zillo da sauri ya zura yatsarsa cikin vj ɗinta yina wasa dashi wani gurnani ta soma yi dukda har yanzu sha'awar ta bakai ƙololuwan da zata fara kukan daɗinba amma haka take nishi tana shasheƙa me tada hankali
A daidainan Mairo ta shigo da tray ɗin abinci zata jera masa a dinning wanda babace ta aikota dashi ,wai takai gatanan zuwa .
Da waƙarta ta shigo "walijam jakkujan masoyi bar kuka sai watarana..." Har ta giftasu bata gansuba kawai sai ta soma jin nishi da gurnani .dasauri ta sauke trayn tun daga sama
Ta ƙwalla ihu . jiyowa sukayi kamar zakuna da idanuwa jajir suka shiga Binta da kallo cikin taƙaici
"Ke jaka wayace ki shigo"
Runtse ido tayi ganin yanda suke timɓir ƙam taja ta tsaya ta kasa ko motsi
Shikam tsabagen takaici yama kasa ko magana
Juyin duniya ta fita Mairo taƙi fita don a ganinta bazata iya buɗe ido ta wuce ba
Da Turanci ta waigo tana masa magana "Darling taƙi fita kai mata magana"
Cikin bagwaren yarensa yace "No tu-ra-shi "
A zuciye ya miƙe yayo inda take yina tafe yina tale ƙafa da gindi ganɗanɗan a gaba.
Sahun tafiyar sa tajiyo dab da ita aiko tana buɗe ido tai gamo da abun gani runtse ido tayi tana kabbaran harama
Cak ya ɗagata dukda wani ƙarni da tsami da yaji tanayi bai ajeta ko'ina ba sai abakin ƙofa daganan ya maido ƙofar gamm ya rufe yasa key ya dawo kan kujeran da suke ya kwanta yina maida numfashi bayan ya tale ƙafa kamar na ƴan kaciya Alƙalamarsa ta ɗan kwanta kaɗan
Tsaki Zakiyya tayi kafin ta koma ta kwanta a jikinsa tana shafo gashin ƙirjinsa tana ɗan murzawa . A hankali ta fara tsotson lip ɗinsa na ƙasa tana lailaya kan Nononsa
Sun ɗan jima tana ɗan mammatsasa dukda a gajiye take tunda itadai feeling yayi mata yawa,kawai tanayine don ta ɗago masa da nasa sakamakon komawa da tayi dalilin interpretation ɗin Mairo.
Sai can ya birkitota zuwa saman cikinsa ya matsoda ƙugunta daidai kusa da nasa sannan a hankali ya ringa matsoda ɗuwawunsa har